me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
me: what the fuck i dont have time for this

huffingtonpost:

This Man With Severe Cerebral Palsy Created Mind-Blowing Art Using Just A Typewriter

Last year, 22-time Emmy award-winning reporter John Stofflet posted this news video he created for KING-TV in 2004, featuring Paul Smith and his artistic talents.

See the full video to see more of Smith’s artworks and to learn more about his inspiring story go here. 

toasternudel:

logging on to tumblr on november 1stimage

m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

fartgallery:

To do list:

1. 10pc mcnuggets

2. Large fries

3. Fountain drink 16oz

4. This is actually a receipt from mcdonalds


"The Queen of Rap, slaying with Queen Bey!"

"The Queen of Rap, slaying with Queen Bey!"

ashtoniws:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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tastefullyoffensive:

[autumnx]

plantias:

summervirgin:

Look  at them eyes…how could one say no.

This is so precious! 

biancaandbaby:

So there’s this vegan bakehouse in my city and I pretty much have no self control there.

*Caramel popcorn chocolate doughnuts
*Chocolate covered cream buns
*Cookies and cream doughnuts

How I would narrate the Olympics
me: he's doing some athletic shit
me: and omg look at that butt
Don’t ever feel bad for making a decision that upsets other people. You are not responsible for their happiness. You are responsible for your happiness.
Isaiah Henkel  (via lovequotesrus)